ALAN WOODRUFF
FOR CONGRESS
106 Tangency Drive
Gray, Tennessee 37615
423-207-0688
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“A little rebellion now and then is a good thing and as necessary in the political world as storms in the physical.” -- Thomas Jefferson
“Under every stone lurks a politician.” -- Aristophanes
“The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'”-- Larry Hardiman
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Ernest Benn
"Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation. -- Henry Kissinger
"The problem with political jokes is they get elected."-- Henry Cate VII
"You've got to vote for someone. It's a shame, but it's got to be done.-- Whoopi Goldberg
"Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book."-- Ronald Reagan
“I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!” -- Will Rogers
“The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.” -_ Adlai Stevenson
“A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants.”--Alben W. Barkley
“A politician thinks of the next election. A statesman, of the next generation.” -- James Freeman Clarke
“Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.” -- P. J. ORourke
“He knows nothing and thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career. “ -- George Bernard Shaw
“In politics, an absurdity is not a handicap.” -- Napoleon Bonaparte
“Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.” -- Frank Dane
“Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.” -- Kin Hubbard
“There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth—their lips move.” -- Felicity Kendall
